Read your horoscope for Neptune in Pisces
The ultimate magician
Neptune has been wading through Pisces since 2011/2012, and it will remain in this sign until 2025/2026. Neptune is the planet of dream, delusion, inspiration, mysticism, and escape. Like a stage magician, Neptune can entrance us with its sleight of hand. Also like a stage magician, its magic depends on trapdoors of trickery and distraction.
While these escapes from the laws of physics can be welcome, we can’t live forever in Neptune’s make-believe — not without missing all that reality has to offer.
Unlike Neptune in the steely air sign of Aquarius (1998-2011), Neptune in Pisces pairs like with like. Where Neptune is inspired, dreamy, emotive, and ethereal: so is Pisces. In fact, Neptune is considered the modern ruler of Pisces. The traditional ruler is Jupiter, who absorbs similar qualities when swimming through this mystical water sign, as it is in 2022.
Neptune takes 165 years to orbit the Sun, which means the last time Neptune was in Pisces was between 1847 and 1862. In this time, spiritualism gained momentum in the United States and Europe. Casual get-togethers with friends involved séances, table tipping, and attempts at levitation. Poets and mystics channeled otherworldly intelligences through practices like automatic writing. Opium dens also prevailed in this time — mysterious haunts where, as Oscar Wilde put it, “one could buy oblivion.”
The shadow of Neptune is a bit like this: how we buy oblivion.
Sweet escapes
Neptune is an escape hatch. Nowadays, we escape through TV, social media, substances, video games, sex, dance, music, meditation, work — and anything else that allows us to eject, temporarily, from this world.
That’s the key word: temporary. When we stay anchored to the world, and our own lives, Neptune can provide a pleasant reprieve now and then. It’s bliss, bewitchment, ecstasy, imagination, and transcendence. When we forget ourselves for too long, oblivion enters the picture — and its cousin, obliteration.
Since Neptune has been in Pisces this time around, we’ve witnessed the 2012 “end of the world,” TV binge-watching, mass-market spirituality, neo-shamanism, the yoga industrial complex, as well as the profusion of social media and digital “metaverses.”
Neptune is at the mermaid’s tail end of Pisces now, but there are still a few special moments to come. Next up: the April 12th conjunction between Jupiter and Neptune, which hasn’t occurred in Pisces since 1856.
Now, as then, this is an intoxicating combination. While it may lead us to overindulge with our chosen escape mechanism, this moment is beautifully hydrating — especially for artists, creators, storytellers, spiritual seekers, and modern mystics. Against all odds in this wildly divisive world, we have a chance to feel united. Dreams come true. Miracles happen. What will we create together?
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The following horoscopes were written by Jeanna Kadlec.
Aries & Aries Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your twelfth house of hidden life. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with your inner life: inspired to take a deep dive into a creative incubator, you benefit from indulging your need for down time and healing practices. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of the boundary between this realm and others. This can either feel like a spiritual experience or an anxiety inducing one. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Taurus & Taurus Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your eleventh house of friendships, networks, and your hopes and dreams. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with platonic connections, inspiring otherworldly connections. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries, almost like you can sense what groups or your friends need before they need it. This can sometimes feel like a spiritual experience and sometimes like an unwelcome information session. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Gemini & Gemini Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your tenth house of career. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with the world at large, offering you a good filter and some free of charge cosmic glam. Everything from fits of creative insight to escapist tendencies visit you; make use of them or ride them out as the case may be. An erosion of your boundaries is also common, offering you psychic gifts and maybe a little overwhelm. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Cancer & Cancer Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your ninth house of spiritual experiences and big plans. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with your destinations— some may call them unrealistic, but they don’t have the vision you do. Grandiose ideas do strike, and it’s worth considering where your insights come from, and if there’s a solid plan to be had regarding them, but patience will reveal the reality. Every once in a while an erosion of your boundaries will take center stage; the difference between a spiritual experience and an anxiety inducing one is a thin line sometimes. As you hone your relationship to your dream life and psychic experiences, you’ll be less phased. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Leo & Leo Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your eighth house of collaborations. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with the resources you share with others. Big emotions may surface. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries as they pertain to your exchanges; make sure that doing business with others doesn’t also mean doing their psychological or energetic laundry. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Virgo & Virgo Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your seventh house of committed partnerships. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with the people you care for most. Romantic idealism is a fun place to visit, but not so much to live. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries within partnerships. This can feel like a spiritual experience sometimes and an anxiety inducing one at others. While this tendency can make you closer to your loves, energetic vampires need to be refused, no questions asked. You may notice a tendency to try and “save” people, but in the end, always begin by asking how you can save yourself and be of actual service to those around you. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
Libra & Libra Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your sixth house of work and wellness. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with your body and the way your work impacts it. Dissociation can be tempting and even necessary, but it’s not a helpful place to exist for long periods of time. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries that can help you gain profound insights into what is healing for you and what your work projects and relationships are calling for. This can sometimes feel like a spiritual experience and other times a slightly alarming one. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Scorpio & Scorpio Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your fifth house of pleasure. Not something that you indulge every day, these ambient soundscapes can make you want to escape into soundscapes, color palettes, and impressive works of art. Impacting your relationship with your creative energy and pursuits, channeling divine inspiration can’t be counted on, but when it arrives, ride with it. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries that helps you connect with a spirit of unbridled potential. This can sometimes feel like a spiritual experience or an anxiety inducing one. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Sagittarius & Sagittarius Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your fourth house of home and family. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with your history and how to heal it. The past and present can sometimes blend together when you’re feeling this, making it hard to discern what’s what. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries that bring you face-to-face with a former reality. This can either feel like a spiritual experience or an anxiety inducing one — either way, it’s meant as a salve for old wounds. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Capricorn & Capricorn Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your third house of daily life and ritual. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your communication, writing projects, and possibly relationships with extended family and close friends. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries here. This can either bring you closer to your surroundings and those in it, or make you overwhelmed by them. Sensitivity is heightened, and Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons. In the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Aquarius & Aquarius Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your second house of income and assets. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with your resources. Be mindful of how assets flow to you — and possibly through your fingers. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries that impact your spending habits. Keep yourself accountable, but do find things to indulge in that give you a similar sensation to retail therapy. Neptune here can also imbue your ways of making a living with a creative potency and intuitive capacity for knowing what others want when they want it. Always with a funny way of teaching its lessons, in the end Neptune reminds us that it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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Pisces & Pisces Rising
At a glacial pace, Neptune floats through Pisces and your first house of self and vitality. Not something that you feel every day, these ambient soundscapes impact your relationship with your identity. You may have felt chameleon-like these last few years, capable of becoming anything you want to be — but also like you’re sometimes a mirror for everyone else. Every once in a while, you’ll notice an erosion of your boundaries that both opens you up to deep connections with the world around you and overwhelms your senses. This can sometimes feel like a spiritual experience and sometimes an anxiety inducing one. Neptune has a funny way of teaching its lessons, but in the end it’s always about the flow between letting yourself go way out to sea, and finding your way back to the shore. Anchors are everything.
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